Stag and Hens Go FREE in 2014 on Adventure Britain Activity Weekends!

Special Offer for Stag and Hens in 2014

Superhereos on a hen weekend with Adventure BritainAlthough there are no definitive stats to say how many people actually get engaged in the UK on St.Valentine’s Day research completed by the latest American Express Spending and Saving Tracker consumer report surveyed Americans’ Valentine’s Day plans and found that six million couples are likely to get engaged on February 14th 2013, reports the Huffington Post. I suspect the number is just as surprising in the UK and the rest of the World where St.Valentine's Day is celebrated.

I also wonder what the stats are like for the numbers who get engaged on New Years Eve or New Years Day? This must also be significantly higher than the rest of the year.

To celebrate this auspicious day we’d like to offer our customers this special deal with free places for all those individuals who became potential hens and stags as of the last few days! Yes that rite of passage is now upon you and you'll have to start thinking about your respective stag parties and hen parties

Stag and Hen Go Free on their Weekend in Wales

If both the stag and hen book their stag weekend, hen weekend, stag party or hen party with Adventure Britain then both the hen and stag go free.

They don’t have to take place on the same dates. You can either travel on the same weekend or come at different times and even different years if that helps

N.B. Applies to minimum group sizes of 10 or more people and to full weekend bookings only (2 nights and 2 activities)

To book your stag weekend or hen weekend visit the Adventure Britain website.


Stag Night Joke Material - A Geordie Lover!

Newcastle football shirtHere's a great joke which would be very useful as speech material. Apologies to all Geordies out there reading this:-

 A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Barry, a local chap & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Barry, a simple soul with little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Barry was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500? Barry showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

 

1. 'First', Barry said, 'Ah'm not ganna kiss her on the lips.' The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
2. 'Second', he said, 'ye cannit never tell neebody aboowt this.' The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3. 'Third', Barry said, 'I want any bairns raised as Newcastle fans.’ Once again it was agreed.
4. 'And last of all', Barry said after a little thought, 'ya ganna hev tu give me another two weeks to come up with the 500 quid!'




Staggering Offer - Stag together with Hens Free of Charge in 2012

p>Joint stag and hen party special offer 21010 with Call of the Wild Ltd With the current economic climate people are looking for stag hen night ideas that represent value for money. Value not only for money but also value for time and the quality of the experience.We understand that you want the best time possible but don't want to exclude anyone from the stag or hen do because they can't afford to participate. So here is a special stag hen offer.If you book both the stag and hen night with us in 2012 both the stag and hen go free.

 

 You don't have to come at the same time. Just make the booking at the same time to qualify for the special offer.

For more stag and hen weekend ideas in Wales visit the Adventure Britain website


Stag Party Ideas - British Beer Festivals in 2011

Well there should be something for everyone in this extensive list provided by the Campaign for Real Ale. There should be lots of ideas for combining a visit to a beer festival with a stag weekend somewhere in the country.

MARCH
Bradford
Bristol
Burton
Darlington - Springtime
Ely - Elysian
Hitchin
Hove - Sussex
Leeds
Leicester
London Drinker
Loughborough
Oldham
Overton (Hampshire)
St Neots
Walsall
Wigan

APRIL
Bexley
Bury St Edmunds - East Anglian
Chippenham
Coventry
Doncaster
Farnham
Maldon
Mansfield
Newcastle-upon-Tyne
Paisley
Thanet

MAY
Alloa
Banbury
Barrow Hill - Rail Ale
Cambridge
Colchester
Bolsover - Derbyshire Food & Drink
Halifax
Ilkeston
Glenrothes - Kingdom of Fife
Kingston
Lincoln
Macclesfield
Newark
Newark & Notts Show
Newport (Gwent)
Northampton - Delapre Abbey
Reading
Rugby
Skipton
Stockport
Stourbridge
Wolverhampton
Yapton

JUNE
Aberdeen
Braintree
Cardiff - Great Welsh
Edinburgh - Scottish
Harpenden
Lewes - South Downs
Southampton
St Ives (Cornwall)
Stafford
Stratford Upon Avon
Thurrock


JULY
Ardingly
Boxmoor
Bromsgrove
Canterbury - Kent
Chelmsford
Ealing
Derby
Devizes
Hereford - Beer on the Wye
Plymouth
Winchcombe - Cotswold
Woodcote - Steam Fair

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Stag Night Song Lyrics, - Delilah

We thought this would be helpful for all your budding Tom Jones' out there - the lyrics to Delilah! How useful will this be on the stag night? Very useful I would suggest

DELILAH

"I saw the light on the night that I past by her window

I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind

She was my woman

As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind

My, my, my, Delilah

Why, why, why, Delilah

I could see that girl was no good for me

But I was lost like a slave that no man could free

At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting

I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

She steed there laughing

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my, Delileh

Why, why, why, Delilah

So before they come to break down the door

Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

[ insert trumpet solo here ]

She stood there laughing

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my, Delilah

Why, why, why, Delilah

So before they come to break down the door

Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more....."

For more information on adventure stag weekends in Wales visit the call of the Wild website

 


Stag Night Song Lyrics, - Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time there was a tavern

Where we used to raise a glass or two

Remember how we laughed away the hours

and dreamed of all the girls we would do

Those were the days my friend

we thought they'd never end

We'd sing and dance forever and a day

We'd live the life we choose

We'd fight and never lose

For we were young and sure to have our way

La la la la......

Those were the days , oh yes those were the days

Repeat above verse

For more information on activity stag weekends in Wales visit the Call of the Wild website.


Stag Night Song Lyrics - Wild Rover

I've Been a wild rover for many's the year

I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer

But now I'm returning weth gold in great store

And I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's NO, NAY, never,

No, nay never no more

Will I play the wild rover,

No never no more

I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent

And I told the Landlady me money was spent

I asked her for credit, she answered me nay

Such a customer as you I can have any day

And it's No, Nay, never,

NO, Nay, never no more

Will I play the wild rover,

No never no more

I took up from my pocket, ten sovereigns bright

And the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight

She says "I have Whiskeys and wines ofthe best

And the words that you told me were only in jest"

And it's No, Nay, never,

No, Nay, never no more

Will I play the wild rover,

No never no more

I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done

And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son

And, when they've caressed me as oft times before

I never will play the wild rover no more

And it's No, Nay, never,

No, Nay never no more

Will I play the wild rover,

No never no more

For more information on adventure stag weekends in Wales visit the Call of the Wild website.


Stag Night Organsier Early Bird January Offer

Climbing stag activities idea
It is always difficult when you are given the task of arranging a stag weekend. The stag will have numerous friends (and we don't mean Facebook friends), work colleagues, University friends, family, members of the football team they play for who will get an invite. How do you manage all those people without upsetting anyone?

 Obviously in the current economic climate it maybe difficult for everyone to attend. One thing to look out for at this time of year are the special offers for early booking. We understand that it can be difficult for the reasons set out above to include everyone so we have a SPECIAL OFFER for January

When you pay a deposit in January for a  stag weekend in 2011 with Call of the Wild we will let the 12th person in your group come free of charge.

For more stag weekend details visit the Call of the Wild website.


Stag Night Song Lyrics - Sloop John B

How helpful are we then by giving you not only the song ideas for the stag night but also the lyrics. No stag party would be complete without a drunken rendition of Sloop John B so to help you out here are the lyrics for use on the stg night

 

"We came on the sloop John B

My grandfather and me

Around Nassau town we did roam

Drinking all night

Got into a fight

Well I feel so broke up

I want to go home

( Chorus )

So hoist up the John B's sail

See how the mainsail sets

Call for the Captain ashore

Let me go home, let me go home

I wanna go home, I wanna go home,

Well I feel so broke up

I wanna go home

The fist mate he got drunk

And broke in the Cap'n's trunk

The constable had to come and take him away

Sheriff John Stone

Why don't you leave me alone, leave me alone

Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home

Repeat Chorus

The poor cook he got the fits

And thew away all my grits

And then he took and he ate up all of my corn

Let my go home

Why don't they let me go home

This is the worst trip I've ever been on"

Repeat Chorus

For more information on adventure stag weekends in Wales visit the Call of the Wild website.