My inconclusive travel plans for 2013
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you
can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be
driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family
and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm
not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit
there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin
flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in.
It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
My inconclusive travel plans for 2013
Looking to live a healthier life? Then you may want to watch this video every morning before starting your day says Mens Health Magazine. So you've now got a medically proven reason to look at breasts!.
How on earth do looking at breasts and kittens benefit your health? It all boils down to creating a positive mindset. Experiencing pleasant emotions can help individuals make better decisions about their health, says a recent report published in the Archives of Internal Medicine. The research tracked 756 people who had either coronary artery disease, high blood pressure, or asthma.
We believe you should aslo try outdoor activities such as canyoning to improve your helath and wellbeing. For more information on canyoning as part of a stag weekend in Wales visit the Adventure Britain website.
Most Popular Stag Weekend Cities in 2011
These are the top 10 stag weekend destinations in the Uk based on our customers and stag weekends request in the UK. The list relates to 2011. The list is as follows:-
Liverpool remained at top spot. Leeds and Nottingham have gone up in the charts whilst Newquay has fallen out altogether to be replaced by London. We suspect that London will rise up the chart in 2012 given the interest in the Olympics. We don't know why but Newcastle has dropped from 2nd spot in 2010 down to number 6, maybe it didn't feature as much in the media last year. The consistent performer albeit just outside the top 10 is Swansea in Wales. I think this is because it has an excellent rang of activities and nightlife and is also one of the cheapest venues on offer.
For information on stag parties in Swansea visit the Adventure Britain website.
Blog site TorrentFreak has released a top 10 chart highlighting the most illegally downloaded movies worldwide in 2011.
Titles with a male appeal feature heavily on the pirate list, with Fast Five, the latest offering from the Fast and the Furious franchise landing top spot with 9,260,000 downloads.
Stag weekend comedy The Hangover Part II charted second (8,840,000 downloads), while Kenneth Branagh's comic book adaptation Thor landed third (8,330,000 downloads), despite mixed reviews.
Pirate behaviour appears not to follow box office trends with the highest grossing film of the year, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, coming in at tenth place (6,030,000 downloads). However, low-grossing Sucker Punch landed sixth place (7,200,000), probably due to the prevalence of bikinis.
In 2010, Avatar was the most pirated movie, downloaded an astonishing 16 million times.
According to the site, the data for the list was collected from several sources, including reports from thousands of BitTorrent trackers. All release formats, including 'cammed' (bootlegged ripped versions) were counted.
Here' the list in full:
1. Fast Five
2. The Hangover Part II
4. Source Code
5. I am Number Four
6. Sucker Punch
7. 127 Hours
9. The King's Speech
10. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
For more information on our stag weekends visit our Adventure Britain website.
These were Britain’s best nightlife destinations based on TripAdvisor reviews submitted between January 1 and September 16 this year:
Call me biased but I think Cardiff should be higher up in the charts. Brighton higher than Cardiff? Cardiff has a fantastic nightlife together with a potent mix of cultural and world class sporting events. We should have a recount of the votes!
For stag night and other weekend activities in and around Cardiff visit the Adventure Britain website.
Stag night organising has finally arrived in the 21st Century!. The book entitled "Stag Night 2011 The Best Mans Guide to Organising Stag Weekends and Batchelor Parties " now has a Kindle edition so you can download it and read at your leisure.
"Stag Night The Best Man's Guide helps perfect the art of organising pre-marital humiliation." - FHM Magazine
"A user-friendly guide to organising the perfect stag night or weekend." - Maxim Magazine
The definitive guide for organising stag weekends and stag nights - the best selling guide for several years running. This updated 3rd edition includes travel guides and everything the best man needs to plan the trip including: good websites to check out, speeches, forfeits, drinking games, and a host of case studies and legendary stag weekend true stories to learn from
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left... When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
People stopped coming over to visit..
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?