For more information on arranging stag parties in 2012 visit the Adventure Britain stag parties website.
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not
from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot
to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error
in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error
would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for
centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the
original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't
been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot . . .
But the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees
him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
"We missed the R !
We missed the R !
We missed the R !"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...
These are great to incorporate into any wedding speeches you've got coming up. So if you're the Best man or the Groom fill your boots:-
1. The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen
table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for
no reason. I thought to myself "She's going through the change."
2. When I was in the pub I heard a couple of dickheads saying that they
wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.
What a pair of sexist [email protected] I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse
the bloody thing!
3. Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed
six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be
following some kind of pattern.
4. Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could
5. A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break
and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is
angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear
and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have
their pick nicked."
6. Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm
sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"
7. Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on
the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
8. 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of
you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."
9. An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world,
swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It
came as no surprise to learn his name is Bindair Dundat.
There's an article on the Brecon Beacons in the december issue of "The Great Outdoors" magazine, one of the most popular magazines on outdoor activities in the UK. The article also describes the journalists experiences when he came canyoning in Wales with us at Call of the Wild's Adventure Britain.
His description the of waterfall country in the Brecon Beacons is great
"In full spate these waterfalls look more like something from Hawaii....Defined most simply canyoning is the act of travelling along canyons incorporating various techniques - climbing,scarmabling, abseiling, jumping, swimming, sliding or just floating."
"Feeling flakier than a Greggs pasty ...I jumped. I surfaced from the water a blink later. I was ecstatic....Dumbfounded I practically levitated back up the banks of the river. I had slain my inner demons.. I walked back to the van feeling like a champion."
For more information on canyoning with Adventure Britian in Wales visit the website
These were Britain’s best nightlife destinations based on TripAdvisor reviews submitted between January 1 and September 16 this year:
Call me biased but I think Cardiff should be higher up in the charts. Brighton higher than Cardiff? Cardiff has a fantastic nightlife together with a potent mix of cultural and world class sporting events. We should have a recount of the votes!
For stag night and other weekend activities in and around Cardiff visit the Adventure Britain website.
If you're interested in taking part and seeing the Brecon Beacons National Park from a unique position underground and learn about the geological history of the Park then this is a great day for you. Suitable for all ages and abilities.
Visit our Adventure Britain caving website page for more information . or give us a call for prices - Tel:01639 700388