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Stag Night Joke Ideas

                        Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
                        Indian: 'Yep.'
                        Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
                        Indian: 'Dog no talk..'
                        Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
                        Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
                        Indian: (Look of shock!)
                        Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at
The Indian..)
                        Dog: 'Yep.'
                        Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
                        Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
Great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
                        Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
                        Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
                        Indian: 'Horse no talk.'
                        Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
                        Horse: 'Cool.'
                        Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
                        Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the
                        Horse: 'Yep.'
                        Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
                        Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me,
Brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the
                        Indian: (Look of total amazement)
                        Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
                        Indian: 'Sheep lie.'

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Stag Weekend Photos and Photo Service

This is our new stag weekend photo service. This is an illustration of the kind of quality photos you can have taken of your stag weekend group when taking part in their stag activities on a weekend. This is a slideshow of photos which the stag will receive after the the activity has been completed. Each of the group also receive their own disc.

What better way is there to commemorate this memorable event with your mates. Give us  a call for more details or visit our website for more stag party ideas in Wales

New Facebook Page for Stag Weekend Information

 Facebook Take a look at our new Facebook page which contains all things stag weekendish. It contains photos, stag and activity related videos, stag stories and information uploaded by various people with soemthing to say about stag dos. So take a look by clicking on the Call of the Wild Facebook link

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Brits held as stag night fancy-dress as nuns upsets the locals

Nuns There's a lesson here for all stag dos' thinking of going the full hog in fancy dress on the stag weekend. Beware local customs and religious sensitivities.

“I told you the cops would be nun too pleased if we wore this clobber…”

A British stag group are led handcuffed into a Greek court yesterday after their fancy-dress stag night fell foul of the law. They thought it would be a laugh to get togged up as a bunch of nuns at a resort notorious for its boozy behaviour.

But angry locals thought otherwise and called police who charged the gang of 17 – aged 18 to 65 – with exposing themselves and offending religious symbols.

One officer said: “They were dressed like nuns, carrying crosses, but wearing thongs under their skirts and showing people their bottoms and the rest.” The group, believed to be from Bristol, spent two nights in a cell after their arrest in Malia on the island of Crete. They appeared before a court still dressed in their habits, but without the lingerie they had worn.

Luckily, the magistrates were more forgiving than any chief nun would be and let them go with a warning that if they pulled a stunt like that again they’d be locked up. For more info read on.

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Fantasy for Stags - 15 Top Fantasy Cheerleaders

Cheryl Cheryl Cole is man's ultimate fantasy cheerleader, according to a new survey. The 25-year-old beat Kelly Brook to claim the title. Two of her fellow band members were also in the top 15 namely, Sarah Harding and Nadine Coyle. Kelly Brook ranked second place to Cole yet again in the poll. Style icon, Kylie Minogue came in at third place followed by Holly Willoughby.

Nick McBoyle, managing director of, the online fixtures service, which polled 3,000 men said: 'There are some gorgeous girls in the list but for me it's got to be Cheryl Cole. It would be great if we could actually get the girls together to shake their pom poms but for now it will have to remain man's ultimate fantasy.'

Keira Knightly, who is currently filming in England for Never Let Me Go, was voted in at number five while Scarlett Johansson who bared all with Knightly for Vanity Fair in 2005 was sixth.

Birthday girl Rachel Stevens turned 31 at the beginning of the month came in at number seven.

Glamour girl Katie 'Jordan' Price, who has recently decided to add opera singer to her set of talents was eighth while Cole's bandmate Sarah Harding was at number nine with presenter Fearne Cotton, completing the top ten.

McBoyle added: ''As a big fan of cheerleaders myself it's clear that a lot of men share the fantasy.”

Top 15 celebrity fantasy cheerleaders

1. Cheryl Cole
2. Kelly Brook
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Holly Willoughby
5. Keira Knightly
6. Scarlett Johansson
7. Rachel Stevens
8. Katie Price
9. Sarah Harding
10. Fearne Cotton
11. Gemma Atkinson
12. Danielle Lloyd
13. Sienna Miller
14. Alesha Dixon
15. Nadine Coyle

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Stag Weekend Special Offer - British Lions Shirt

British lions Why not take advantage of this special offer for your stag weekend. If you book a stag weekend, stag do and any activity break with Call of the Wild in the Brecon Beacons National Park before the second British Lions Test against South before on 20th June  we will enter your name in a prize draw with the first name out winning a British Lions replica rugby shirt.

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Stag Night Photos - Photograph Service

We can now offer a new photography service for our stag weekend groups. If you want to get some great action shots of the stag do and the stag then give us a call to find out more details. There's nothing better than having a photographer follow you during your activity to take some great action shots. You'll not only have some fantastic memories and but valuable material for the wedding reception and speeches. What better wedding speech material could you get.

Here's an example of the quality of the stag photos you can get.

So if want to get some memorable stag do photos for the mantlepiece when you're with your pipe and slippers then give us a call or visit our website.

Drinking Games for Stag Weekends

IStock_drinkingbeerXSmall Here are some more ideas for stag weekend drinking games.  Here's one of the examples below.

We've only just got Ally McBeal in the UK and I have to watch it (girls in house). So we (the guys in the house) invented a drinking game to get through it.   - Matt

Number of Drinks can be measured in "fingers" (refers to number of fingers against the side of the glass - this should even up size advantage). You could go with sip, gulp, slurp, down the drink too. Additional "tack on" drinks are noted and are cumulative.

Drink when:


  • You get to see Ally's shoes. Twice if her feet are bare.
  • Ally has a fantasy sequence, such as being flung from the back of a dump truck, giant tongues etc. Stop drinking if it doesn't make sense.
  • Both Ally and Rene (roommate) appear in pyjamas. Drink twice if they're eating ice cream. Drink three times if they start singing.
  • Ooogachaka dancing baby shows up.
  • There is sexual tension between Ally and Billy.
  • Ally comments on something (usually herself) and adds, "...and that's a McBealism."
  • Ally dances. Drink twice if she's wearing pyjamas.
  • Ally gets married. Get slaughtered.

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Great Wedding Present Ideas - Personalised Song

This is a great idea for a personalised song for the bride and groom. This is an unusual idea for will be unique. Nobody else will be buying this as a gift so you'll certainly stand out in the crowd.

These songwriters produce broadcast quality songs, on demand, to a brief, in a wide range of contemporary genres.

They offer a range of services, including:

  • A  “Gift Song” package, where we write and record a custom song as a unique, personal gift (ideal for weddings, birthdays, anniversaries or other special occasions)
  • Custom-written songs for singers and bands (signed or unsigned) looking for material
  • Music for visual media and multimedia
  • Songwriting workshops for schools and educational establishments
  • Corporate team-building days