Xmas Jokes

Xmas Jokes

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him
--Unknown

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
--Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
--Burton Hillis (Better Homes and Gardens)